How good are you at telling jokes?
Probably not that good; I like really sarcastic jokes.
~Benny Mad, Beacon
I’m the funniest person I know. Dad jokes are my second language.
~Nicole Jones, Cold Spring
I have no jokes. I’ve heard them all. I can’t remember any of them.
~Todd Hutchinson, Cold Spring
Type: News
News: Based on facts, either observed and verified directly by the reporter, or reported and verified from knowledgeable sources.
Turton, who has been a reporter for The Current since its founding in 2010, moved to Philipstown from his native Ontario in 1998. Location: Cold Spring. Languages: English. Area of expertise: Cold Spring government, features
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