How good are you at telling jokes?
Probably not that good; I like really sarcastic jokes.
~Benny Mad, Beacon
I’m the funniest person I know. Dad jokes are my second language.
~Nicole Jones, Cold Spring
I have no jokes. I’ve heard them all. I can’t remember any of them.
~Todd Hutchinson, Cold Spring
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Michael Turton has been a reporter with The Current since its founding, after working in the same capacity at the Putnam County News & Recorder. Turton spent 20 years as community relations supervisor for the Essex Region Conservation Authority in Ontario before his move in 1998 to Philipstown, where he handled similar duties at Glynwood Farm and The Hastings Center. The Cold Spring resident holds degrees in environmental studies from the University of Waterloo, in education from the University of Windsor and in communication arts from St. Clair College.
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